we're thinking about changing the name an assortment of arbitrary and awkward articles, artifacts, artwork, and accounts

MarioCart

Me: I am so hungry!
Jing: Go eat.
Me: I want to! I cannot drive?
Jing: Of course you can. You won't die, I swear.
Me: Yes, I mos def will. On the highway? Certain death.
Jing: Oh, poppycock! Just drive really fast and avoid other cars. Like MarioCart!
-I am appalled at the ignorance of others.
Everyone knows that MarioKart has a K in it. : )
2 years ago

Wow

mikebailey:

Today I haven’t left my house really, I am in a second, still tired from weekend!

Through my current facebook raping of my mate on his profile I cam across this group today- http://www.facebook.com/#/pages/hi-im-a-boy-i-think-with-my-cock-play-COD-get-stoned-wank-and-sleep/271613863553?ref=search&sid=504869604.248099539..1

That is the most sexest thing ever! We don’t all get stoned! I’m sorry but there are no good anti women facebook groups, I looked, there are groups but no good ones. So I came up with the name of one-

‘Hi I’m a girl, I have more emotional problems than a 6 year old in toys ‘r’ us who can only have one toy, I looked fine in the first thing I was wearing, I and only I am right and I bleed a lot but don’t die’

Think that evens things out

1) Best thing I’ve read all day, although that’s not saying much because frankly I’ve just been reading my WashU scholarship essays over and over and over … again.

2) I really appreciate the fact that half the people who “liked” this are also women. I’m not sure if its because of the poster or if they were just being “ironic”. Maybe I’m not giving enough credit to the humorous tendencies of my sex.

2 years ago

A week from now…

…I will have completed my last standardized test. ever.

Actually, not really, because I still have the GMAT/LSAT/MCAT/whatever-AT but that’s four years away.

2 years ago